My Dog is Chelsea

I’d like to start out by saying that I like my new roommate, and I’m glad that we chose to live with him. He’s quiet, nice, funny, etc. I just want to get that out of the way before I say the following: WHAT THE FUCK? I got back Sunday night from a frisbee tournament [...]

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Had to buy new cleats today. The old ones—hand-me-downs from a friend, who scored them for 10 bucks at K-mart—completely busted through the other day. The entire sole popped out, and of course I didn’t notice it until after I’d gotten home from the game and my foot was killing me. So I went to [...]

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The other day I ate a lemon-flavored popsicle thing that vaguely resembled a soccer ball. It came on a stick that contained the following riddle: If a gown is evening wear, what is a suit of armor? “Knight wear! It’s knight wear! Get it? Like ‘evening/night’? Yes! That must be it! I am good!” I [...]

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Our neighbor to the south has a habit of walking around naked in front of her open windows. I’ve never seen it myself, but Asa has reportedly seen her at least three times cruising the house sans clothes. Apparently, late Saturday night she had a gentleman caller—also naked—and Asa, who woke up in the middle [...]

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Okay, so I know I said my next post would tell my Uncle Joe story, but that’ll have to wait. I have just discovered that of my last 100 visitors, ten found my blog by way of Google or Yahoo. Let’s take a moment to ponder the absurdity of some of these search terms: why [...]

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