My Dog is Chelsea

Last night, as I was walking my dog in the rain, a small, Post-It sized swatch of saffron caught my eye. I stopped and did a double take. Sure enough, lying in a tiny puddle on the street, was a little piece of The Gates! I thought, at first, that this was fate — that [...]

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There’s been another Virgin Mary sighting, and it wasn’t on a McDonald’s French fry. Indeed, it was on a rock, of all places! In Staten Island! (Click here for more details.) Who knew? A woman finds a virginal rock, and is famous—in the Staten Island—for a day. She might even make a buck or two [...]

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I am getting sick of all of these people who are making a fortune on eBay by selling stale sandwiches and ghosts. When I sell similar items on eBay, I don’t make anything. So what am I doing wrong? Here’s the background: shortly after the famous grilled cheese sandwich went up for sale, I opened [...]

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