The other day I ate a lemon-flavored popsicle thing that vaguely resembled a soccer ball. It came on a stick that contained the following riddle: If a gown is evening wear, what is a suit of armor? “Knight wear! It’s knight wear! Get it? Like ‘evening/night’? Yes! That must be it! I am good!” I [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Ultimate Frisbee'
If a gown is evening wear, what do you wear to sleep?
June 1st, 2006 · 14 Comments
Tags: My mother · Ultimate Frisbee · WTF?
Getting laid, going ho
February 14th, 2006 · 13 Comments
February 12, 2006 shall herein be known as The Day I Laid It All Out There. I laid out. I went ho. I made a bid. I think those are the terms, anyway—I’m new to this sport.You see, when I moved to Portland in September, Asa dragged me—kicking and screaming, of course—to my very first [...]
Tags: Ultimate Frisbee
