Okay. I was going to tell y’all about the frisbee tournament I went to this past weekend, but that’ll have to wait. I was also going to tell you about how last week I learned to tie a half Windsor, but that’ll have to wait as well. Because now… it’s time to talk about Aunt [...]
Entries Tagged as 'The fam'
I TYPE ALL IN CAPITAL BECAUSE THAT WAY I DON’T HAVE TO USE THE SHIFT KEY—I AM LAZY
April 11th, 2006 · 21 Comments
Tags: The fam
You can take us out of New Jersey but you can’t take the New Jersey out of us
March 9th, 2006 · 16 Comments
My family’s greatest talent is our ability to make a scene. We’re damn good at it. I mean, for chrissakes, we steal sugar packets from restaurants and get caught doing it. Let’s face it, I learn from the best. So a family ski trip to Aspen, of course, was replete with blog fodder and since [...]
The Sugar Thieves
March 2nd, 2006 · 8 Comments
I’m in Colorado! Skiing with my Uncle Joe, Uncle Paul, cousins Marisa and Ali, and my mother, who decided last minute to be here as well. Apparently, before I arrived, there was a bit of a sugar shortage in the condo, so naturally my family devised a plan: they would steal the sugar packets from [...]


