My Dog is Chelsea

The rumor, as it turns out, was an old one.
“Yeah, I heard that one a while back, too, but I don’t think it’s true,” said one Land Use Committee member at the neighborhood association meeting Monday night.
As I suspected, it was a tall tale. Unfortunately, I suspect it won’t take long to become a shorter [...]

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I’ve tried to spice up the boredom of dishing out curried chicken salad by adding a new element of surprise to my job: The Deli Counter Trivia of the Day.So far, I’ve only come up with four questions, two of which were blatantly stolen from a Trivial Pursuit: Know It All edition, so I’m looking [...]

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I am sick. Can do nothing but watch Woody Allen movies and mope. Sitting in front of computer is too tiring. Then again, so is Woody Allen. I don’t know why I bother watching his movies. If you’ve seen Annie Hall, then you’ve seen them all, and none of them are better [...]

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The beauty of having a site counter is that it tells you all sorts of interesting details you never thought you cared about—what kind of browser people are using, what their monitor’s resolution is, where they are, whether they prefer Macintosh or Pieces of Crap, etc. You can also use the [...]

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In an effort to keep in touch after school ended last year, my college friends and I began a group email correspondence. After we left Colorado last May, we dispersed all over the country, and short of reunion-ing at every possible opportunity, the email listserve is the best thing we’ve got to [...]

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