My Dog is Chelsea

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Entries Tagged as 'Le Traquer'

What a long, strange trip it’s been

May 12th, 2005 · 18 Comments

I set out over a week ago on an across-the-county journey, and I finally arrived in Santa Fe a few days ago. My brother came along for the ride, and with Chelsea in the back seat tucked between a few boxes of my stuff, we headed out in my two-wheel-drive, two-door, five-speed, soft-top, piece-of-shit Geo [...]

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Tags: Le Traquer · New Mexico · Road trip

Dear Douchebag

February 8th, 2005 · 16 Comments

February 8, 2005
The Asshole Who Hit My Car
100 Centre Street
New York, NY 10013
Dear Douchebag,
I am writing to inform you of my overwhelming excitement about your new addition to my car’s plethora of mechanical and body work failures! I truly cannot be more grateful for what you have done, and it is my pleasure to thank [...]

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Tags: Douchebag · Le Traquer · New York City