My Dog is Chelsea

Here in Oregon, we’re not allowed to pump our own gas. It’s a very bizarre law, but it’s totally fine with me because I am lazy and don’t want to get out of my car to fuel it up.
Anyway, this morning I rolled up to the Arco for a fill-up. Rather than waste the time [...]

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Sorry, I don’t know where I’ve been. Still a little floored by the news from the Magazine Mansion, I haven’t had much desire to post anything on this site in the last few days. Plus, I’ve been pretty busy, which makes it difficult to write blog entries.
A few days ago I discovered that I have [...]

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About a month ago, the newspaper I had spent every waking moment of the previous three weeks creating finally went to press. This was vastly exciting, a huge relief, other good things, etc.
But because I am good at being cheap and I wanted to save the neighborhood association thirty bucks in delivery fees, I agreed [...]

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NOTE: The actual events referred to in the following letter occurred circa mid-December. I’ve been meaning to post this for a while, and am doing so now because a) I actually have the time at the moment and b) the significance of the photoblog will resurface in a post to come. More on that later.
December [...]

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A weekend recap:
1) Friday night was my friend Alex’s housewarming/Friday-the-Thirteenth costume party. I went dressed as my car, a Geo Tracker. The idea for my getup arose from our frisbee team’s original Halloween tournament costume theme—we were all going to dress up as some sort of sidekick. I figured I’d go as a Suzuki Sidekick, [...]

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