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Entries Tagged as 'Douchebag'

C’est la vie, or what I thought it was when I was a child: “Say Love-ee.”

March 6th, 2005 · 25 Comments

I wasn’t going to blog about this, but a comment I received yesterday changed my mind. Let me give you the background info: Non_Featured_Content, that promotes blogs that have been banned by Xanga. A “banned” blog, as far as I can tell, is a blog that Xanga has deemed to inappropriate to be listed on [...]

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Dear Douchebag

February 8th, 2005 · 16 Comments

February 8, 2005 The Asshole Who Hit My Car 100 Centre Street New York, NY 10013 Dear Douchebag, I am writing to inform you of my overwhelming excitement about your new addition to my car’s plethora of mechanical and body work failures! I truly cannot be more grateful for what you have done, and it [...]

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Tags: Douchebag · Le Traquer · New York City

No weapons left behind…they were gone already!

January 27th, 2005 · 7 Comments

Today, I’m posting something a little different than usual. A 12-year-old Xanga user asked me to post on his site why I hate Bush, and so I did. Then I felt the need to post it on my site as well. I welcome any comments/arguments you may have. After all, what is democracy if it [...]

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Tags: Douchebag · Politics · WMDs

A really bad idea

January 24th, 2005 · Comments Off

I will write more on this later, but I thought I’d throw this out there for now: If President Bush’s euphemism Ownership Society is in many ways the antithesis to the Great Society and the New Deal, shouldn’t we just call it what it really is: A Really Bad Idea? I’m sure some of you [...]

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Tags: Douchebag · Politics

When things don’t add up

January 20th, 2005 · 4 Comments

“It is puzzling that if you add X (no exit strategy) to Y (Why are we there?) you get W2: George Bush’s second inauguration.” -Maureen Dowd� (who, PS, is my hero)

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Tags: Douchebag · Politics · WMDs