First things first. I now have one of these (!):
And it is wonderful. I’m kind of obsessed with it, actually. It’s pretty much the sleekest, fastest, prettiest machine I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Anyway! So there’s a book review in the latest issue of the New Yorker that really got my goat. It’s James Wood’s scathing [...]
Tags: Writing
For the first time in the five years I’ve had this blog, I can finally say this about the World Series:
THE YANKEES WIN! THHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!!!
That is all.
(Don’t hate me; I’m a New Yorker.)
Tags: Life
I am a writer by trade and a procrastinator by nature. Welcome to my collection of personal narratives and other such things I’ve written in the name of time-wasting. Peruse at your leisure.
This is Calla. She looks calm, but she once ate a door:
This is Chelsea. She had a great sense of humor and knack for sarcasm:
