Yesterday I received a “priority overnight” FedEx package from my mother. Printed on the envelope were the words “Extremely Urgent”:
What could it be? I wondered. Important documents that required my signature? Something scary, like a will? Or, perhaps I’d never actually paid that parking ticket I got 9 years ago while borrowing my mother’s car, [...]
Tags: My mother
I just received an email from a reader who noted the distinct absence of an update on this site. Sorry ’bout that. I have been: out of town at a frisbee tournament, up ’til all hours working on the neighborhood newsletter (which is now online-ish! Read it here), and dealing with a landlady who snoops [...]
Tags: Food
I am a writer by trade and a procrastinator by nature. Welcome to my collection of personal narratives and other such things I’ve written in the name of time-wasting. Peruse at your leisure.
This is Calla. She looks calm, but she once ate a door:
This is Chelsea. She had a great sense of humor and knack for sarcasm:
