My Dog is Chelsea

Okay, so, I’m trying to put together a giant My Cousin’s Wedding/Thanksgiving Feast/Family Reunion post that does all three of those events justice, and, well, I’m taking a break. Instead, for now, I will take Tim’s challenge and supply you all with three things I see in the morning.
NOTE!!! Thanks to my laziness, my camera’s [...]

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Editor’s note: Happy Thanksgiving! I’m in Ohio for my cousin’s wedding. I hope all is well. This post is, well, fluffy in comparison to the last, but sometimes we need a little humor in our lives. Enjoy.
Forgive me, but I’m going to talk about bra shopping.
Bra shopping is kind of like jean shopping: heinous, depressing [...]

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One of my favorite teachers once gave my class the task of answering that question.
Where are you? It was, maybe, a two-page assignment that I distinctly remember writing by hand. I don’t have the essay anymore but I recall saying something silly like “I am where I imagine myself to be” and went on about [...]

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Sometimes I wonder if I’ve actually become a worse writer than I used to be. I started this blog nearly two years ago with the intention of forcing myself to write—I wasn’t doing enough of it on my own and I figured creating an audience would be a good way to force myself onward. For [...]

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Editor’s note: File this post under “LAZY,” because I wrote it a few months ago, and for some reason never published it. So, while it’s brand-spanking to you, it’s not actually new and is therefore kinda cheating. But whatever. Get over it.
Just got back from a brisk walk to the video store. Asa is out [...]

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