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Entries from April 2006

In the name of procrastination, I’ll do anything

April 27th, 2006 · 11 Comments

I’ve been tagged, courtesy of Julia Goldberg most recently and Fredday before her. I’ve been putting this off because I hate these things, but since I have nothing better to write about I’ll just cave in and do it. The original tag asked for four examples of each, but that just struck me as too [...]

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Tags: Procrastination

I TYPE ALL IN CAPITAL BECAUSE THAT WAY I DON’T HAVE TO USE THE SHIFT KEY—I AM LAZY, Part II

April 25th, 2006 · 12 Comments

Now that it’s been two weeks since I posted Part I of my Aunt Joanne story (which I recommend reading, if you haven’t already, before you delve into this one) I suppose it has lost some momentum. But now that my deadlines have passed, I feel 78% better and all out of town guests have [...]

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Tags: The fam

Nostrils are not overrated

April 18th, 2006 · 26 Comments

2 am. Still sick. About an hour ago, accidentally deleted part of the story I’m working on for the newspaper. Irrecoverable mistake. Must keep plugging away. Sleep is far away. Have been in same chair since 8 o’clock in what has become yesterday’s morning. Right nostril functioning currently to the point of actually absorbing and [...]

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Tags: Chelsea · Life · The Left-Handed Ferdingding

Delay due to Mutant Near-Death Virus

April 17th, 2006 · 15 Comments

Sorry for the delay of Part II of my Aunt Joanne story! I’m working on an article for the paper at the moment, and I’ve been scrambling to get all my reporting done and interviews transcribed so I can actually write the freaking thing. On top of that, I’m sick as a dog and have [...]

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Tags: Life

I TYPE ALL IN CAPITAL BECAUSE THAT WAY I DON’T HAVE TO USE THE SHIFT KEY—I AM LAZY

April 11th, 2006 · 21 Comments

Okay. I was going to tell y’all about the frisbee tournament I went to this past weekend, but that’ll have to wait. I was also going to tell you about how last week I learned to tie a half Windsor, but that’ll have to wait as well. Because now… it’s time to talk about Aunt [...]

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Tags: The fam