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Entries from July 2005

So we’re not mimes, don’t sue me

July 7th, 2005 · 20 Comments

June 6, 2005 Douchebag Neighbor The apartment below mine Our address Santa Fe, NM Dear Douchebag Neighbor, It’s time we work through our differences. Yes, I had an unruly house guest last week who knocked a two-by-four into your patio. Yes, I had another house guest who blabbed loudly into her cellphone outside of your [...]

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Tags: New Mexico

In the name of research

July 3rd, 2005 · 11 Comments

The life of an intern is very, very hard. We give up all our very precious free time in exchange for thankless tasks such as filing, transcribing, scaling Mount Everest, etc., all for the glory of having our names on the masthead in the “Slave Labor” department.? Case (of beer) in point: Nate the Staff [...]

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Tags: Procrastination