My Dog is Chelsea

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Tom Cruise kills Oprah?

June 30th, 2005 · 14 Comments

Tom Cruise kills Oprah.

In unrelated news, my Xanga premium expired and I haven’t repaid. They took away my links. The bastards.

Tags: Procrastination

14 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Huerter0 // Jun 30, 2005 at 8:57 am

    *shakes fist with impotent rage*DAMN DIRTY APES!!

  • 2 One80_dgrees // Jun 30, 2005 at 9:46 am

    haha! Tom Kills Oprah! haha!!ahemsorry to hear about the premium.~rivkah

  • 3 x_defying_gravity_x // Jun 30, 2005 at 9:57 am

    That was hilarious (the video clip, not the fact u lose ur premium)…

  • 4 Jay_galk25 // Jun 30, 2005 at 11:12 am

    Omg I was gonna toss that link in with the other one yesterday, but I thought it would be overkill lol.  God, you and me are just brilliant, aren’t we :).
    Jay “Rawr”

  • 5 thinlizzy17 // Jun 30, 2005 at 11:38 am

    funny!  the clip, not the loss of links.

  • 6 TimsHead // Jun 30, 2005 at 12:25 pm

    Sixth to comment? I must be slacking.Well, it’s not as if Xanga has been exactly reciprocating with premium service, in a way.

  • 7 sunshineboy78 // Jun 30, 2005 at 2:17 pm

    wicked shit, yo! Holla!

  • 8 TimsHead // Jun 30, 2005 at 5:47 pm

    And I’m sorry you’re not in NYC so we can have a Xanga meet. After Dave’s story of your get-together when he was in the city, I’m further convinced that adventures follow wherever you go.

  • 9 zmftimelord // Jun 30, 2005 at 6:43 pm

    With all these people who read your blog, you should hold out for a collection.

  • 10 Mensonges // Jun 30, 2005 at 6:56 pm

    Wow…that was interesting.

  • 11 Gabe_Real // Jun 30, 2005 at 10:39 pm

    I’d pay to read your blog.  Positive Vibes all over that,Gabe

  • 12 AZcowboy // Jul 1, 2005 at 4:22 am

    I didn’t know if you don’t renew they take away your links?  Do they give you notice at least?

  • 13 StigmataMartyr42 // Jul 1, 2005 at 11:32 am

    Damn them all! Just terrible. At least you can still write, which is why I visit your xanga. Take care!

  • 14 chicagoartgirl23 // Jul 1, 2005 at 1:18 pm

    I love it!