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Entries from April 2005

Rules of the Tracks

April 6th, 2005 · 18 Comments

I’m sorry to all you Chi-town folks I missed while I was out there. I think, I hope, that I might be there again soon. Next time we should have a Xanga gathering. Without further ado, I present to you Subway Ettiquette Vol. 1, the Rush Hour Edition: 1. If the subway is packed to [...]

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Tags: New York City

On the road again…

April 2nd, 2005 · 10 Comments

Chi-town folks… it wouldn’t be right if I didn’t mention this, so I will: I am passing through the Windy City tonight, staying with a friend. We will be here tonight to hear this guy perform. Should any of you be in the area and want stop in … do it! Sorry to be so [...]

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Tags: Life

This is my DNA

April 1st, 2005 · 16 Comments

The best part of my mother’s sense of humor is that she has no idea when she’s being funny. She’s at her most hilarious when she’s just talking, when things like “Oh, I can only have vodka — I’m on a di-di” come out of her mouth as if they are the most normal sentences [...]

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Tags: My mother