My Dog is Chelsea

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Entries from April 2005

I am my mother, and that frightens me

April 30th, 2005 · 15 Comments

It all started last October, when my mother, her boyfriend, my brother, and I were out to celebrate my mother’s birthday. It was a nice restaurant — one that Tim and Nina Zagat would rate well — but like all new joints with an up-and-coming chef, it was dimly lit and just [...]

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Tags: Food · My mother

How to open your own store that sells chain saws and pickled peppers

April 28th, 2005 · 17 Comments

I was leafing through the Learning Annex — er, let me start again. I was walking Chelsea, and realized I forgot bags to clean up after her, so I yoinked a few issues of the Learning Annex — because what is the Learning Annex good for, after all, if not for picking up dog poo?
Anyway, [...]

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Tags: Life

Mydogischelsea’s dog Chelsea goes to the emergency vet

April 25th, 2005 · 30 Comments

Aside: The other morning, Chelsea and I took a nice, long stroll through the park. The sun, half-poking through the clouds, illuminated the pink of the cherry blossoms and glow of the daffodils. “This is why I love New York in the spring,” I thought to myself as I admired the blooming flowers. Then I [...]

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Tags: Chelsea

April construction brings May… construction

April 21st, 2005 · 25 Comments

Spring is wonderful — the time of year when everyone is happy simply because their thawing limbs no longer require several layers of insulation. It is the one season, at least in New York, where the weather is consistently nice: sunny days, warm air, tolerable humidity. In a mere month, this place will be dripping [...]

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Tags: New York City

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming…

April 20th, 2005 · 26 Comments

Dear me. It seems that my life has taken a 180 degree turn in the last few weeks, and I’m not sure if I should be excited or terrified. In any case, I’m going to Santa Fe, and I’m leaving in a few weeks. By a “few weeks,” I mean that I only have two [...]

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Tags: New York City