My Dog is Chelsea

I will write more on this later, but I thought I’d throw this out there for now: If President Bush’s euphemism Ownership Society is in many ways the antithesis to the Great Society and the New Deal, shouldn’t we just call it what it really is: A Really Bad Idea? I’m sure some of you [...]

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If you’ve lived in my neighborhood long enough, you’ve probably seen the Big Bulbous Hair Lady. Her hair is the color of a Golden Retriever’s coat and has the consistency of the matted fur in its armpits—it is sort of like a giant uni-dred, but looks more like a big burlap sack than it does [...]

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I will post this only because I don’t really have the energy nor the desire to actually write something worthwhile: Does anyone know why feminine hygiene products always (no pun intended) have brand names ending in -ex or -ax? What’s up with that? Let’s evaluate: TampAX KotEX PlaytEX FedEX Good sEX Your guess is as [...]

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“It is puzzling that if you add X (no exit strategy) to Y (Why are we there?) you get W2: George Bush’s second inauguration.” -Maureen Dowd� (who, PS, is my hero)

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Today at work, out of desperate necessity and in lieu of decent coffee, I was forced to consume “General Foods International Coffees—Cafe Vienna” instant coffee. The woman in the commercials for this product has a big piping mug of this stuff, and curls up on her Martha Stewart couch in front of a fire place [...]

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